Written by Buck E Filbert
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Wednesday, 6 December 2006

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Penny for your thoughts

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson and Christina Aguilera all have lesbian thoughts. Not necessarily about each other but at some point in their lives if recent studies are to be believed.

Noted sexologist and Stanford professor Buffy Bimbett recently polled 100,000 women on the subject of same sex interplay and an astounding 98% admitted to having had fantasies about other females.

Buffy has concluded the 2% that didn't admit to having sexual thoughts about their girlfriends were just lying.

Heterosexual men polled during the same period came back with a resounding 100% saying they've had lesbian fantasies.

Interestingly even gay men polled had lesbian day dreams only difference being they put themselves in the passive female role.

In conclusion, this Stanford study has revealed, the whole world loves lesbians and lesbians love the world.

From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
Dec 6 2006

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