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Topics: Government, Pentagon

Monday, 1 December 2003

The Pentagon has made an official announcement to confirm as true the rumours that the American Government has set about creating the world's first infallible spy.

Donald Rummsfeld announced that the government had created a spy to fit all situations, by using the ancient oriental art of Bonsai.

The spies are first given poisonous chemicals to weaken their bones temporarily, so they can be placed inside tiny circular glass cases. After a long period of time their bones have firmed up again so their shape is kept. So creating the circular human spy. It can bounce out of any sticky situation, and make a fast escape route down slopes.

The Pentagon added these new spies would not be tested in a major situation, but once fully trained would be used in the next of the world's major conflicts.

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