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Saturday, 7 May 2016

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The Stones were thinking of writing a song ABOUT Trump called "Stubby Fingers"

London, EN The Rolling Stones rock band are pissed because low-IQ U.S. Presidential Candidate Donald Trump has been using their songs for his campaign.

"The Rolling Stones do not want to give the impression that they support idiot political candidates, especially Trump" spoke a band spokesperson.

But the Stones have released a list of their songs that they WILL allow Trump to use:

1. Sympathy for the Devil
2. Doom and Gloom
3. All Sold Out
4. Biggest Mistake
5. Out of Control
6. Cocksucker Blues

They even had a few songs they said Mrs. Trump could use:
1. Bitch
2. Stupid Girl

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