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Sunday, 20 March 2016

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Todos Gringos son Cojones! Fidel approves of US hotel takeover!

US Hotel giant Starwood has been allowed to purchase three hotels in the Cuban capital of Havana. As part of the purchase, the hotel chain will renovate the hotels to US standards, meaning plastic breakfasts, plastic cutlery, rubber waffles and plenty of sugar loaded soda drinks, plus many more US goodies.

Starwood promise 5,000 piped US TV channels with adverts every five seconds, porno channels and CNN, much the same actually.

Fidel Castro was told of the plan, and being rather demented, whilst watching Tolstoy's "War and Peace", for the thousandth time, said: "Si Si, El Gringos todos Cojones!"

The present president, his younger brother, relieved that Fidel gave his blessing, told Obama, who then directly booked a penthouse suite for a hot weekend with several long-legged cocoa brown Cuban beauties after a slight altercation with his dopey wife over who should take the dog for a walk whilst Barack is in Cuba. So being a US lame duck president, he took one final decision in the White House, and that was leaving "her indoors" at home!

Cuban, knickerless beauties, on hearing the news about the hotel purchase, are queueing outside the buildings hoping to get jobs cleaning rooms and bending over in front of Barack hoping to improve US / Cuban relations that are heating up by the second!

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