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Topics: Australia, spelling

Sunday, 24 January 2016

Yestadee, th Orstralyan Govmint changed al speling over to a simplifide form of fernetic speling. "This moov" sed th Pri Minster, Mr Malcum Turnbul, "wil put Orstralya in th forfront ov wirld progres in edicashun. No moor wil we b slaves too an outdayted sistum ov speling. Its th begining ov a nu eera!"

He added, "Peeple shud rite as thay tork n thay will b rite."

Th chanj-ova to fernetic speling is t hapn strait away, n alredy peeple ar yusing it, altho th acchal speling ov werds too b yused is stil not cleer. An anownsment abowt th speling ov werds from th Govmint is expected at ny tym.

Orstralyans ar alredy egerly lernin n yusing th nu sistum ov speling.

A grup callin themsels 'Citizens for Proper Spelling' demonstrated in Canbra, saing it shud not appen. Thay gav out notises, but peeple cudnt reed them as thay wir ritten in th old speling, wich no one now nows.

Watch this spas for more nus on fernetic speling in Orstralya.

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