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Topics: Angela Merkel

Saturday, 9 January 2016

Angela Merkel, better known as "sexy Angie", and rather pathetic Times Magazine's Women of the year 2015, has offered solidarity to the female Cologne sex attack victims by offering to stand naked under the Cologne Dome naked for an hour!

After the police debacle in attempting to catch the perpetrators or identify them, although the Cologne square and main station has CCTV cameras everywhere and every passer by owned a mobile phone, she feels a message from the top would help to catch the gang.

Similar to Jesus, who offered his earthly body for the redemption of mankind, Angie has offered her naked body, albeit, not for redemption purposes. She wants to show these parasites that this kind of behaviour is unacceptable in a modern democracy, although she let the perpetrators in in the first place!

Several women's rights groups are supporting the action by dropping their knickers alongside Angie and hope the sight of them all, with an ageing Merkel, will scare the living hell out of these despicable male gangs who are thought to be of Arabian stock (not proven yet).

Several German, extreme-right groups, are also supporting Angie because they feel the sight of her standing naked will drive the male immigrants back to where they come from because even a war ridden Syria or Afghanistan is better than the horrors on offer surrounding the Cologne Dome!

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