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Sunday, 20 December 2015

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Takin' the Piste?

During a on-air debate on North Korean State TV, an ex-KGB agent claims that Kim yong Un intends to annex the tiny exo-planet.

However dissent is brewing among a handful of his advisers, namely Kim yong Deux, his Chief Science Officer.

Deux has spoken candidly to respected Western Media outlets such as HeinzKetchupNews.com, Gotham Gazette, Kent Brockman Report and Huffington Post that the petulant premier intends to build a ski resort on the minor-planet.

Despite Deux's recommendations to abandon the project, the rotund ruler insists his aeronautics department are near completion of a self-sustaining chalet powered solely by horse manure.

As the State News channel interviewed President Un he exclaimed
"Hark now, underlings. Your merciful leader builds you a ski resort on another planet. Let's see Clinton or Yeltsin top that! Oh and by the way you can call me 'The Un' from now on"

The chubby Chancellor's rapport with the public has been increasingly bizarre of late only last Wednesday retitling himself 'King Kim I'.

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