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Monday, 4 December 2006

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Nessie - She isnae there cap'n!

The Loch Ness Monster, sometimes called Nessie or Ness, was making its rare appearance in the waters of Loch Ness in the Scottish Highlands when it was abducted by what eye witnesses say was a UFO.

Branan Maccallum, a local - was one of the witnesses on the scene when the abduction took place. "Nessie was just making her mornings in the Loch when we heard a strange noise in the sky, we all looked up and saw a flying saucer, it flew over the loch right above Nessie, and hovered there for a few seconds and suddenly the UFO made another strange noise, like the sound of a vaccum and Nessie was gone", said Maccallum.

The village of Drumnadrochit is currently in a period of mourning over the loss of Nessie; their main tourist attraction. Another witness, Sionn Mackenzie was asked to elaborate this event further, he said, "It was like that program on telly - Beam me up Scotty! Yes, Star Trek it is".

Last week the Abominable Snowman also known as Bigfoot was also abducted by Aliens on the outskirts of Kathmandu in Nepal.

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