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Wednesday, 28 October 2015

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Ex GDR wall builders have been invited by German chancellor, Angela Merkel, to give their advice in how to build a wall around the southern borders of Germany between Austria, Czech Republic and Lichtenstein.

It seems that Merkels' policy of carte blanché, "We will succeed", in allowing millions of refugees to enter their country is gradually looking like Moses's Exodus, the only problem is; Merkel cannot part the waves like Moses did and there is no land of milk and honey on the other side either, just a freezing cold Germany, Sweden, Holland and others who have enough problems without millions of refugees hoping to enter!

GDR expert wall builders were seen inspecting the remains of their most infamous success, The Berlin Wall, and have decied to erect something similar, however, this time there will be no VOPO's to shoot anybody trying to escape from the GDR to the BRD!

Specially trained guards on this wall will aim their guns at do-goody Germans smuggling refugees into the country without permission and if they get caught Merkel has promised to fast-track them into Dachau concentration camp!

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