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Saturday, 10 October 2015

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US government whistle-blower Edward Snowden believes they're aliens species in the universe. Snowden said, "They're trying to communicate with us. But we just don't understand them. "

Snowden has an answer for researchers, scientists and amateur star-gazers trying to detect, decode and analyze signals from outer space.

Try drugs, Snowden states. Snowden encourages these folks to develop a drug addiction. LSD, cocaine or ecstasy are all recommendations.

"Why? Seems kind of a strange, Ed." Neil deGrasse Tyson asked.

Snowden, believes that alien species might be drug addicts
themselves and hence the messages they send out into the universe are drug induced.

Snowden asked Neil deGrasse Tyson…"Have you ever been out drinking with friends and you didn't drink? Well, think of it this way. Didn't it seem like they were laughing and having fun and you couldn't understand what was so funny? It's like that."

Snowden continued. "This is why we haven't been able to understand the messages aliens are sending. We're somber. They're all stoned. Try getting high, drunk or stoned. Then and only then will we be able to attain verifiable proof of the existence of alien life. All these years we've just haven't seen that only a "stoned" researcher could possibly understand the messages.

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