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Thursday, 18 June 2015

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He knows how to improve the world, ask the Pope!

Pope Francis has seen the light and decided to be the first one who puts his mouth where his money is or is it the other way round? He has offered to resign and take a huge step to make the world a better place!

The Vatican have offered him 2 million $ for the pleasure and instead of preaching a load of old codswallop to his millions of global followers, he has accepted the truth that the Catholic church is one of the main perpetrators of global misery and will retire of course with a golden hand-shake and ring not on his finger.

Global Catholics who follow their hogwash have also decided to make the world a better place and vowed not to be so stupid by giving millions to one of the most corrupt organisations on the planet and instead will support Sepp Blatter, a much better investment (at least he claims to be a living god and not one of those figments of people's imaginations)! Because football is the new religion and much more important than Jesus ever was, ask South American multi-millionaire soccer players to confirm this fact before they cross their chests and kneel and pray after scoring a goal!

Well done Pope Francis and thank the heavens you will retire and return to your cave with a mansion built inside and never infest human skulls again! A great sacrifice for mankind and I'm sure god will offer your services to Allah as a beaming light in the world of perverse religious belief, Amen!

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