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Sunday, 10 May 2015

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Hands up anyone caught with a f***ing mouthful blowjob

The Gulf - An eminent Arabian head of state who fined visitng dignitaries for profane language is making America's former Cursed Lady squirm.

Shaikh Ratel Anrol, head of the powerful House of Swords, secretly installed a Sharia-compliant swear box in the Amiri Palace's luxurious Presidential Suite.

And caught Mrs Clinton in flagrente delicto like a badass henhouse fux.

Ah, fox.

"Regrettably, a transcript of her *!!###** views on the Middle East Situation has now surfaced on internet," an aide at the US embassy commented, "leaving little doubt about Rodham-Clinton's oral skills."

Or ability to spit out pubic hairs within her favorite ball game's penalty box.

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