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Tuesday, 28 April 2015

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Now bugger off before I clock you one in the giblets

Damascus, Syria - A video of a Baltimore mother head-slapping her feckless son for rampaging at the city's recent riots has been staged for prophet a leading Jihadi webshite has warned.

"This fake Western propaganda fools no one," Mustapha Pee, mouthpiece of the Islamic State Truth Ministry tweeted.

"Least of all important Jihadis like me."

The message was followed by a two hour Islamic State rant denouncing American parenting for its 'obvious' shortcomings.

Like failure to discipline with electronic cattle prods.

Responding to the Truth Minister's clarion call his 85 year-old mother Mrs Kamel Breff Pee rattled off her own fifty cents worth on Jihadi social media:

"He's not the Islamic State Minister for Truth and Justice," Mrs Pee retorted.

"He's just a very naughty boy.

"Now bugger off before I clock you one in the giblets."

There has a been no response from #momoftheyear so far.

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