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Tuesday, 14 April 2015

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Stockholm Sweden: A 16 year old with ambiguous genitalia has been allowed to undergo a "double sex change" operation.

According to the doctors the parents couldn't be more proud of their child. They see "he and she" (soon to be she and he) as a trailblazer for progressive human actualization.... a world class hero if you will. The first of a 4th sex. This will require a rearranging of not just how we see ourselves, but also how we define others."

Some leftist organizations aren't so enthusiastic. The European Tolerance and Diplomacy for Freedom and Equality Bund (aka TETADFFAEB) said: "We've been striving for years to get this whole ridiculous notion of gender, race, and primate supremacism out of the global thought stream.

"Science has proven that there is no race, gender, and that chimpanzees are nothing more than a suppressed minority worthy of full personhood status.

"This 4th gender thing kinda sets us back a bit."

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