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Thursday, 9 April 2015

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LONDON - The heir to the British throne and his consort, Camilla, are celebrating 10 years of marriage -- a decade in which Camilla's public image has gone from aristocratic home-wrecker to admired addition to the royal family.

Prince Charles, 66, and 67-year-old Camilla are celebrating Thursday's anniversary privately at the royals' Balmoral estate in Scotland. It is believed the event will be celebrated by Charles having "a good old fashioned wank off" while watching internet porn and Camilla wil celebrate the big day by reading 50 Shades of Grey while rubbing herself against a grenadier guard.

"One is looking forward immensly to getting out the old todger and whacking it around for a few minutes. It doesn't often get a showing, but when it does I give it a very decent thrashing," announced Charles to the gathered press.

Camilla was also pleased to announce that she would be making the most of the day.

"Its only once every ten years so it might be a bit messy down there. But once the cobwebs are blown away, and we get it all greased up, I am sure Private Jackson will enjoy it as much as I do."

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