London - Her Majesty Queen Elizardbirth is planning to teach politicians a well deserved lesson by feigning death on April Fools Day.
A number of courtiers are in on the jape which will see royal arselicker-in-chief cum Prime Monster David Cameron hot foot it to Clarence House at nine o'clock in the morning.
To proclaim Prince Charles as the new King.
Then with the nation's media swarming outside Chazza's pad for the customary 'Kissing Ass' - uh, Hands! - bit the RIP headlines suddenly suffer a massive setback:
"Oy, you, Cameron," a frantic voice shrieks from one of Camilla's closets, "cop a loada this!" as live TV cameras focus on Buckingham Palace balcony where the Queen has appeared laughing and shouting hysterically 'April Fools Day, bastards!'
Prince Philip's undertaker is at it again.