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Tuesday, 24 March 2015

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Two years after his wife underwent a double mastectomy to cut her cancer risk, actress and U.N. envoy Angelina Jolie today had surgery to remove her ovaries and fallopian tubes for the same reason, she wrote in The New York Times on Tuesday.

Her decision has prompted husband and father of her children, Brad Pitt to announce that he intends to have his brain removed to prevent any type of brain tumor, brain disease, Alzheimers disease and 'that thing Stephen Hawking caught from monkeys."

Pitt's wife, Jolie carries a mutation of the BRCA1 gene, which sharply increases her risk of developing breast cancer and ovarian cancer. Her mother was diagnosed with the latter at age 49 and died seven years later.

Pitt carries a mutation of the 'Stupid" gene, which sharply increases his risk of developing badly written, produced and acted movies. It also could lead to him dumping an attractive sexy sit-com star for an older, attention seeking lesser actress, who now has no tits.

In her New York Times op-ed Tuesday, Jolie said she had been planning the latest preventive surgery for some time.

In his New York Times op-ed Tuesday, Pitt said he had no idea what he was doing but thought he looked good in a hospital gown.

Pitt is not the only Hollywood personality to have parts of their anatomy removed, several Sony execs had their balls removed in December 2014, Hilary Swank had his penis amputated in 1998 and to prevent a heart attack, in 2012, Gwyneth Paltrow had her heart donated to science.

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