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Saturday, 21 March 2015

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Student clocks in India tick slightly different to those in Oxford!

Students at the university of Bihar in India have been seen hanging out of windows passing their exam papers to students doing the same exam the next day.

The University are powerless to stop the students exchanging papers because there is no glass in the windows! University guards attempted to stop students receiving the papers with guard dogs, but many of the students threw their stinking, sweaty sandals at the dogs, which sent them into a foggy, dazed state of canine bliss rather like when Indian students smoke a pot or two of best marijuana available on the campus after lunch, it is normal there.

Corrupt professors at the university have given up attempting to stop the cheating by deciding to allow all students to graduate, but only if their parents slip them enough rupees onto their bank accounts, after all, who gives a damn anyway if they pass or not?

One barefoot, cheating student called, Singh, gave Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army / enough of them over there!) the following statement:

"Sir, we cheat because we have to get our diploma cost what it will, otherwise without it, we will end up on a building site in Quatar building stadiums for multi-millionaire soccer players and living like slaves, sure!"

Jaggedone's CIA reporter came away with a different point of view and even offered many students a job writing crap spoofs for The Spoof that pays not even peanuts because anything is better than being a slave in Quatar!

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