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Saturday, 14 March 2015

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This operation was not performed in South Africa, it was down in Silicone Valley!

Millions of undersized men are flocking to South Africa for an enlargement, only Black US studs and mainly Black African men are staying where they are.

Since South Africa performed a successful penis transplant the country has been invaded by mainly Indian, Chinese, Japanese and other Asian men renowned for their shortcomings but well known for their expertise in the Kama Sutra, luckily.

Many white Caucasians have also been booking cheap flights to South Africa hoping to enhance their favourite tools because Mario Balotelli and Dion Dublin put them all to shame in the UK!

The South African surgeon, a white Caucasian, who performed the operation is however not taking new patients until he recovers from the same operation; he felt he could do with an extension too! So many frustrated male patients are sitting around Cape Town and Johannesburg admiring Zulu warriors parading their rather large 'spears' hoping they can also join the over 15 inch fraternity!

More as we extend it...

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