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Wednesday, 11 March 2015

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Bankrolling Jihadis' video nasties

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia - Hundreds of pop-up ads for sex torture instruments have plastered the website promoting Jihadis' favorite snuff movie props.

The array of decapitation, amputation and flogging must-haves appeared as Islamic State fanatics readied to tender for the Ministry's lucrative national sex aids contract.

"Billions of dollarsworth of intimate paraphernalia are involved," website moderator Kamel al-Bumbum commented as programmers battled to erase the IS Trojan thought to be behind the hack-attack.

Previous attempts to break the state monopoly were seen off successfully by the country's religious police who run key Saudi service provision in conjunction with indigenous cartels licensed by mullahs.

This is the first time however that Islamic State terrorists have sought to break into the luctarive Saudi sex market to finance their program of religious snuff movies.

A pair of electric shock-inducing testicle clamps retails in Yemen at around $100 a pop.

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