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Sunday, 8 March 2015

CENTRAL PALACE, PEARLORIENT (Kakashi Spirit News) -- Pearlorient, an archipelagic country located at the east, was recently known as the "Showbiz Capital of the World."

Citizens and foreigners alike decide to come up with this title after spreading information on Facebook and other social media that the attempted suicide of a certain high-profile politician and the recent death of a local celebrity was, "highly important by the local media compared to the death of 44 policemen on an area where a clan war is ongoing."

It was also rumoured in social media that the celebrity news were also used to cover up on what truly happened to the farmers in a certain hacienda run by some "oligarchs," according to the Pearlorient Students League, a student activism group. "What's really important is how students are oppressed even at student council elections, not the death of a YouTube celebrity."

Pearlorient officials denied the claims, however one asserted that "media is business."

After the information went viral, some Pearlorient citizens bash those spreading them by referring to them as "persona non grata."

Due to this recent turn of events, a flame war is currently ongoing on both Facebook and Twitter.

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