Written by Ella Davide
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Topics: Twitter, dress

Friday, 27 February 2015

The dispute on Twitter, as to the true colours of a frock, has been dismissed as utterly superficial and secondary to the real
issues of the modern world by the Fashion Industry.

Things must be bad, if the World's Couturiers themselves, find a debate over a dress...silly.

As such heavy-weights as Twitter-based psychologists and neuro-scientists enter the debate, offering their conclusions on interpretative differences, regarding the dress' perceived colours, the Fashion Industry itself has come out and condemned the whole thing as 'Inept and inferior in significance' when compared to far more urgent concerns, such as World Poverty and War.

Perhaps the Designer Couture Industry may teach us all a lesson on priorities?

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