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Saturday, 21 February 2015

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Kanye's music is broadcast all over Vatican city daily.

Vatican City- In what is sure to be earth shattering news, earlier today Pope Francis declared his love of Kanye West, calling him "the greatest musical mind of the last 100 years".

His holiness commented: "If our Lord and Savior were here with us today, I firmly believe in my heart of hearts that he would be down with the Yeezus".

The pontiff then went on to declare that all other music "pales in comparison", even to the less remarkable parts of Mr. West's catologue.

West could not be reached for comment but a representative went on record as stating that "this just confirms everything Mr. West has been saying about himself for the last decade".

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