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Monday, 16 February 2015

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Terrorist targets are just so ridiculous!

A group of juvenile terrorists have attacked Denmark's most popular tourist attraction apart from the mermaid, Legoland. They targeted the World Trade Center replica building made of multi-coloured plastic blocks, threw stones at the Eifel Tower and then went on to blow up Tower Bridge with fireworks.

Before they could do more damage, security guards disarmed the group and led them away from the world famous attraction. After interrogation, the group of juveniles aged between 9 and 11 divulged the reason why they attacked the site and here are their reasons:

"Ever since our parents forced us to play with Lego we became brainwashed and consequently brain-damaged, after all, who the hell in their right mind plays with plastic coloured bricks these days when we have mobile phones laptops and internet? We felt it necessary to destroy this place before other kids are forced into sitting on the ground for hours building spaceships, retarded looking figures and other dumb things because we represent the new 'God' the Internet! We will force parents and their google-eyed kids to follow the only path and if they continue to brainwash their kids with such childish tripe, we shall attack other kiddies attractions including Disney World, you have been warned!"

The Danish PM issued the following warning; Parents beware you are breeding a generation of hi-tech zombies and Legoland will never close its doors because we need the money!

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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