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Topics: Sex, Death, life

Thursday, 5 February 2015

Misao Okawa is a Japanese supercentenarian who is, at the age of 116 years, 333 days, the world's oldest living person, holding the title since the death of 116-year-old Japanese man Jiroemon Kimura.

Interviewed in Tokyo just thirty two days before her 117th birthday Ms. Okawa stated; "I have had sex every day of my life since I was fourteen and it has given me a long and happy life!"

She went on to explain that sexual repression and frustration is the greatest killer of humans which, she believes, is why religious men drop dead all over the world before they are merely 80 years old.

She added: "These Sinmeisters have been conditioned from childhood that sex is not supposed to be fun because the Gods they believe in are probably too fat and ugly to get a lot of nooky and they hate women!"

Ms Okawa had to leave abruptly because her boyfriend Amato arrived and she had to put on something sexy.

How lame.

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