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Thursday, 22 January 2015

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CCTV footage of man getting Bus to visit his Granny.

The man from Home Security, Klaus Offenbach, told us that "it is all for your own good". What was he referring to? And did any of us ask him or the totalitarian government masquerading as a multi-party 'democracy' that he serves for any help? He is referring to what he calls the "new mobility security measures".

People travelling anywhere now in the UK will have to fill in a brief form detailing who they are, where they are coming from, where they are going and the purpose for their travel. Whether by bus, rail or taxi or private vehicle, it doesn't matter. Not to fill in the form will incur a hefty fine. Repeated offences will be deemed a crime against the state with compulsory detention under the new terrorism laws with no expectation of release.

This information will include thier national security number, nationality, date of birth etc. Date and time of departure and expected arrival time are mandatory as are the details of the person or persons you intend to visit. Authorities stress that the form is arranged in such a way, thanks to a program downloadable from the internet, that it will take no more than three minutes to fill in, unless the traveller suffers from bad eyesight in which case he/she can answer the question vocally into a special recorder soon to be fitted to every single form of public transport. Car drivers can leave their forms at special depots to be installed on every road and highway in the UK and elsewhere. Bus drivers, conductors etc will be expected to pick up the forms from each person boarding his vehicle.

This is, on account of the increasing prevalence of invisible terrorism that the Bush administration set up and created for just this very purpose, so that government can have total control of the sheeple on the pretext that they are safeguarding the individual from assassination. Mr. Offenbach did not express this in so many words and refused to be drawn on whose idea it is or where it came from. But he did allude to the "few, remaining conspiracy theorists around who will question the measure, as they always do."

The Hebdo massacre has helped greatly of course, and it is hoped that more such atrocities will facilitate the measures being implemented globally on behalf of the New World Order and the lunatics behind it. We can only hope that militant Islamists and other extremists everywhere are not being manipulated for just this purpose.

Ex-IRA member Paddy O'Flynn of no fixed address whom we interviewed in connection with this announcement told us: "Dem Islamists would seriously need to question their leadership because as sure as God is in his heaven we had so many Brit moles in our organization I can say in retrospect our whole campaign was run by MI6 for reasons I am only now beginning to understand. The whole friggin' thing was about creating terrorism. We were used."

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