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Wednesday, 24 December 2014

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A nymphomaniac this morning

In a sensational genre swap, North Korean heartthrob, Kim Jong un is to appear as a snuff movie star. In the movie he is captured by twenty nymphomaniacs and tricked into making a soft core pornography movie. They plan to film his erotic death as he is caused to make love to the nymphomaniacs until he collapses.

The intrepid ruler outfoxes them by downing Viogra and Red Cow cocktails, making him invulnerable. The movie is not being produced by Sony as they are busy with other matters.

Normally Kim Jong un stars in unintentionally funny propaganda movies. His venture into unintentionally funny pornography is said to be the funniest thing since "Borat".

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