New York, NY/Pyongyang, N. KoreaIn a surprising development, both the UN and North Korea issued documents on human rights.
Even though the UN Report reported numerous incidents of human rights abuses, after reading the glowing report of the North Koreans all was considered forgiven.
The report showed how what the West thought was labor camps were really just parks and picnic grounds. And the rumors about starving North Koreans was merely a 10 year diet plan the Koreans were trying out to slim down.
Rotund leader Kim Jong Un, who did not participate in the diet plan, reported that most North Koreans do not care for electricity and voluntarily do not have it in their homes.