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Wednesday, 24 September 2014

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Bankrolled the notorious Al Shebab-Kebab terror gang

London - Police have named an Anglo-Pakistani national wanted for an alleged $1.70bn fraud linked to doshing up suspect Middle Eastern terror gangs.

Kamel Drum a-Deiri is wanted for questioning about a worldwide used car bomb-trading scam uncovered by the CIA in a cave near the Afghanistan-Pakistan herbaceous border.

The area abuts a horrid contaminated village latrine close to where Osama bin Laden was killed by US special forces in 2011.

A US extradition warrant issued this morning says a-Deiri's import-export business was central to masterminding a specialist car bomb-trading fraud called a credit carousel.

Paperwork seen by QM-NewsCorpse stringers shows these car bomb credits were traded by the suspect who sought to pull the wool over the eyes of international environmental agencies involved in official global warming bullshit.

A-Deiri allegedly amassed nearly $1.7bn in the scam which he then laundered via a Kabulshit International BankCorp account to Al Shebab-Kebab terror cells in East Africa.

Extradition proceedings to the USA commence this Friday.

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