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Wednesday, 22 November 2006

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Just November 22nd...an autumn day, just like any other?

London - (Associated Mess): On this day in 1963 in Dallas, Texas, George Bush Senior claimed in public he couldn't recall any of his whereabouts. But subsequently testified to the Warren Commission that he may have been in Dallas receiving medical treatment for amnesia-related symptoms along with his fellow Bonesman Mr Grassy Noel...

On this day in 1990 in London, UK Prime Monster Margaret Thatcher was finally busted by London cops for her third attempt at a state coup d'etat and stepped down from her lofty perch at No 10 Downing Street. But her true crimes were hushed up by the MoD after a cosy arrangement with George Bush Senior proved a real winner at MI5 HQ.

And on this day in 1995 Britain's other female monster Rose West was sentenced to life in prison for murdering ten young women and girls including her 16 year old daughter and 8 year old step-daughter. But her other crimes were hushed up on MoD orders because of a secret offspring protected by Bush1, who produced for him a grandchild...

Then on this day in 1997 Michael Hutchence of INXS was mysteriously found hanged in a Sydney hotel room with "no suspicious circumstances" surrounding. The inquest coroner subsequently recorded the death as a depression-related suicide....just like God's Banker in 1982.

And on 22 November last year, squeaky-clean Christian Democrat leader Angela Merkel was elected Germany's first woman chancellor. A life-long enthusiast of Joseph Ratiznger's boyhood military service and subsequent papal ambitions, Merkel's own cold war CIA files went mysteriously missing from the President George Herbert Bush Center for Intelligence (sic) in Langley, Virginia, just a few short days after Bush Junior slimed his way into the Shite House in 2000...

Watch this space for the 2006 entry for November 22nd.

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