Written by Jean Le Fete
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Topics: Iraq, Syria, isis, ISIS rebels

Sunday, 24 August 2014

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iSISS Commanders Explain their mission

Sporting Pink pickup trucks, flags, machine guns, and bazookas, iSISS, not to be confused with ISIS, is taking over large chunks of ISIS territory, according to U.S. intelligence sources.

"Move over Baby!" shouted a brigade of pink camel flage clad soldiers. Yes we said "Camel flage", uniforms made of camel skins and painted shades of pink. "Stop now we need to pat you DOWN big boy," said a group at check point near the Iraq/Syrian border. ISIS soldiers are said to have been seen fleeing the iSISS solders in large numbers, screaming like school girls.

"Can you say homophobic? Egads these lads can't event look at woman's form through all the burkas and shit, yet a little pink on another man scatters their butts like pigs on stink! I'm laughing so hard my mascara is running! said a new colonel.

When asked if iSISS had the same agenda as ISIS, one commander has this to say,"No baby, we just want peace and to see this ridiculous show of pseudo machismo bullshit to end. We believe Muslims everywhere are embarrassed by ISIS and we plan to disband our group and blend, soon as our mission here is complete. Were about peace and love!"

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