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Saturday, 23 August 2014

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Fairly unlikely John Lennon ever beheaded anybody himself

New York - John Lennon's widow has launched a lawsuit at the International Court of Human Frights for $50bn defamation damages for her late husband's good name.

Ono's lawyers say a cruel and unusual slander has been perpetrated by an unnamed Brit mercenary toerag promoting himself as John the Beatle.

Last week the bastard decapitated US reporter James Foley and posted the pics on the JihadiDaddiYouBoob! Site.

Within six hours the vid went viral earning the murderer iconic status on his FarceBook account.

Privately Ono's lawyers aren't too hopeful of collecting the entire huge sum having tracked down the insurgent beheader's former base to a grotty squat in London's Isle of Dogs.

His British assets are said to be worth less that a three course dinner and consist mostly of an expired Oyster travel card, half an ounce of Old Holborn and a pair of used Nikes.

The case begins Monday.

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