Pyongyang, North Korea Kim Jong-Un, in an effort to raise some fast cash to finance building some bigger and faster rockets, announced that he will be selling his comic book collection on Craigslist and will be giving an extra good deal to anyone who has bought from him before. He's also thinking about selling his rookie collection of baseball cards.
But the big news is, Kim Jong-Un is planning on taking the Michael Jordan autographed basketball, which was his father's Kim Jung Il's most treasured possession, from the state museum and putting it up for bid on E-Bay.
"His dedication to the missile program is awe-inspiring!" gushed one of Kim's admirers.