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Friday, 15 August 2014

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At least she wasn't breast feeding

Madrid, Spain - Spanish police have made a right tit of themselves after seizing a Caracas woman's breasts in a Madrid Airport arrivals lounge narcoswoop.

CCTV footage of the 36DD-25-35 25 year-old had zoomed in on her ample bosom indicating the need for a thorough manual search.

"They felt kinda solid and lumpy," arresting officer Pablo Chorizo explained, "so we decided to impound them for a further grope. Uh, explore."

The woman, known only as Señora Chichis, was then whisked off to Madrid Mammorial Hospital where she was sedated, anesthetised and finally surgically opened up against her will.

Triumphant surgeons then fished out a pair of two pound breast implants which they said looked stuffed to the gills with 99% pure cocaine.

And poor Señora Chichis was charged with trafficking.

Describing the case as a clear miscarriage of justice the woman's attorney later said toxicology tests showed the implants were made of nothing more sinister than saccharine.

A multi million dollar lawsuit follows.

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