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Tuesday, 21 November 2006

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This is the dawning of the age of aquarius, the age of aquarius...

Constellation of Sagittarius, Southern Hemisphere/Milky Way - (ReuterUs): They came at the dawn of time from the arsehole end of the universe, the Constellation of Ophiuchus - also known as Serpentarius - which gave them their adopted name of the Cult of the Snake....And they came to Earth, incarnating in the Garden of Eden where they penetrated humanity and spawned an elite to frame homo sapiens.

Via morphed emanations as the ancient Merovignians and the Bavarian Illuminati, through to the Bush Family Evil Empire and today's Allies in the Whore on Terra, a tale was spun of Panspermia's mighty warrior saviours.

But if all the world's ancient astrological propecies are to be believed, are about to get their cosmic come-uppance at last on Thanksgiving Day this week. Bigtime.

Star gazers the world over have warned that this week's annual conjunction of the magnificent Sun with majestic Jupiter in the dying degrees of Scorpio that partially overlay the Ophiuchus domain presages an awesome celestial sting.

Signposed ahead of the solar entry into the fabled sign of Jeffrey Archer is this year's Jupiter Return into its home ground of Sagittarius rulership. On Thanksgiving Day itself.

It's twelve years since the Great Benefic transited mutable Sagittarian fire.

And a lifetime for those who have watched and waited for the Cult of the Snake to meet its destiny.

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