Scientists controlling the Rosetta Space Probe's attempt to land on a huge Space Rock were jubilant that the mission had succeeded this morning, but their joy turned to horror when the Orbiter Craft plunged into the comet and shifted it into a deadly collision course with the moon. In six days time the moon will be knocked like a Pool Table Ball into the earth, splitting it in two, exactly like a "B" movie scenario.
There will be no survivors and the two halves of the earth will spiral into the sun, probably causing a Supernova followed by a mega Black Hole which will have a reverse "Big Bang" effect, imploding the Universe into itself. But this will be on the following Friday and we won't need to worry about it. God has been told about it and is said to be "Not best pleased".