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Friday, 25 July 2014

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A sex predator alien this morning

Four members of a doomsday cult, calling themselves Scientopolists and followers of Ronnette L. "Old Mother" Hubbard have been taken away by a spacecraft with huge colored lights making strange "Close Encounter" type musical notes, from Area 51 near Nevada.

Waiting to be rescued by a spacecraft before tomorrow's catalysmic earth-meteor collision, it is thought that the family of two adults and two children did not adjust their watches to match the time zone and willingly boarded a Klingon Bird of Prey. The Hubbard rescue ship had left several hours earlier according to Area 51 fanatics.

Instead of a rescue ship, they are thought to have boarded one full of sadistic sex mad aliens who will probably torture them for 1000 years or slightly more if a correction is applied for time zone differences.

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