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Tuesday, 22 July 2014

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London - One of Queen Elizardbirth's ghastly corgis has been caught shooting up heroin at a Kennel Club party.

Royal Protection Racket sniffer dogs caught canine smack head Duchess Kate walking the dog in Rotten Row, London's top hangout for palace skanks.

Tonight she's in the doghouse doing cold turkey amid plans to rehome her to Battersea Dogs Home.

It's not the first time pampered bitches from the Queen's kennels have been caught mainlining heroin for a bit of fun.

A rough old cross-bred bitch called Princess Diana was famously pinned-out most of her life.

Palace flunkies used to score her one gram baggies of the toxic powders in exchange for a hand job outside the kitchen toilet block.

No wonder vets whitewashed over her autopsy when she dropped dead skagged out of her mind.

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