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Sunday, 20 July 2014

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Cops will seize the Russian's secret gold bullion cache

London - An anti-Putin groundswell is threatening to explode into the murky world of oligarch assets like Roman Abramovich's London gold vaults.

On Monday British Prime Minister David Cameron will sign an order for Diplomatic Protection Racket cops to seize the Russian mobster's hidden squillions.

Including five tons of gold ingots stashed in a bat cave under a magnificent fortress in Central London's Billionaire's Row.

Ten years of undercover surveillance by specialist spooks tracked the oligarch's bullion cache deliveries in a series of parking lot transactions underneath London SW1.

Cops had initially became suspicious by Abramovich's copious planning applications for extra subterranean swimming pools, storied car parking facilities and other nonsensical residential spread.

Today it is believed the entire construction is a clever smokescreen for the Russian's gold vaults.

Dim eatery Medvedev is 69.

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