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Friday, 11 July 2014

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One of the most famous anti-abortion victories in history.

Washington D.C. - The Susan B. Anthony List (SBA List), an organization whose stated purpose is "Advancing Pro-Life Leadership", has released a strongly-worded statement condemning the recent aborted landing by a 767 jetliner at Barcelona's El Prat Airport

A UTair Boeing 767, arriving from Moscow and carrying 260 passengers, was forced to abort it's landing and perform an emergency 'go-around' to avoid hitting a Aerolineas Argentinas Airbus A340 which was on the ground and rolling across the the UTair 767's intended runway. The UTair jet landed a short time later without incident.

The statement from The Susan B. Anthony List said, in part, "The ease with which this abortion was obtained shows that while we have made significant, wonderful progress, there is still much work to be done to end all abortions across the globe. The Boeing 767 airliner that had the abortion had received no preliminary counseling and was not made aware of its alternatives."

When confronted with the irrefutable fact that the only alternative was nearly 500 people facing a fiery death had the UTair plane not aborted its landing attempt, SBA List spokes-unaborted-fetus Jaime Herrera Beutler said "I have maintained a 100% anti-abortion stance and voting record my entire political career, and I stand by that righteous position now again."

From its own website, "The Susan B. Anthony List, and its connected Political Action Committee, the SBA List Candidate Fund, are dedicated to electing candidates and pursuing policies that will reduce and ultimately end abortion."

The pilots of the UTair 767 have thus far stood by their decision and foresee no circumstance - ever - that would cause them to regret having the abortion performed.

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