Berlin - A German government Nazi involved in deep penetration missions has been busted on suspicion of spying for the USA.
Codenamed Agent Malva the Vulva the 69 year-old Bavarian blond bombshell was ambushed by NATO after getting caught red-handed hacking some phones.
Unfortunately at the time of Ms Vulva's arrest a hacked handset belonging to a leading Illuminati celeb got wedged deep inside the guy's rectum...just as he was giving his customary Friday lunchtime audience in Rome's St Peter's Square.
Witnesses say the ringer had mysteriously been set on vibrate.
Commenting on the outing NATO counter-terror cops said this evening the suspect is believed to be German.
And has all but admitted passing secret German parliamentary committee stuff to a US contact in charge of investigating KGB spying ops.
Today's developments were discussed by Frau Angel Merkel in a frenzied late night call to President Obama, ostensibly about Illuminati global domination plans and the price of crude.
The cost of Rome-ing charges is set to sore.