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Monday, 23 June 2014

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This therapeutic tool used for dialogue and extirpation seemed to excite the patient

Following a recent FOX news interview with Megyn Kelly, Richard Cheney has been reported seeking his psychoanalyst's couch during an attack of "nostalgia hysteria."

Coincidentally, Mr. Cheney's psychoanalyst is also named Megyn (last name withheld).

According to this psychiatrist's office, Mr. Cheney has at times "writhed" on the couch, plus made the same error of calling his councilor "Reagan, uh Megyn."

The therapy intends "expurgation" to anticipate strengthening for upcoming exchanges between Mr. Cheney and reporters pursuing why the Iraq War of 2003.

At times what therapists have termed "babble" has led on to alarm at couch side attending to Mr. Cheney.

An air ambulance was almost summoned, but then a new stream of language emerged from Mr. Cheney, accompanied by chortling.

His red face and heavy breathing were re-assessed as merely side effect to humor.

Mr. Cheney's monologues stated he and Mr. Bush "inherited" the certainty Saddam had WMD and after 9/11 was about to use them.

Following 9/11 even the possibility of this attack meant there was no choice in the matter.

Besides, if Saddam didn't have them, he certainly soon would have them, and although Joseph Wilson and the UN inspectors thought there was nothing to it, those people were just simply not up to the task of reading Mr. Hussein's mind, that's all.

And all that talk about the facts being fixed around the policy nine months prior to the attack as reported in the British press just shows how naïve the Blair crowd was, overall, in not using their power properly to suppress this damaging information.

As to Saddam so desperate to conciliate the US, as with offering to buy a million autos a year if only there was no attack, that is nothing but the febrile ravings of lunatic whistle blowers in love with their self-image, and nothing to do with defense of America.

"And, uh Reagan, I mean Megyn--"

At this point pressed to re-consider the entire neocon notion of the globe as a chess game to be carved up for the purpose of world domination and control of other countries' resources, Mr. Cheney winced and began to shudder violently.

Once again psychoanalyst Megyn X feared the need for air ambulance, and explained that this line of questioning on "full spectrum dominance" had only been intended as the "final emetic. "

It would vanquish the ultimate blockage which had been preventing Mr. Cheney's release and so to speak "coming clean."

Mr. Cheney quietened and at last could speak on this matter. Possibly, as with "Reagan, uh Megyn," he had again become confused on the name.

Then again, this wily politician may have been seeking a diversion, in case this Megyn X was a disguised form of Megyn Kelly from FOX news.

He explained he was fit to be tied and totally fed up with all the variations he had heard on this phrase, specifically "full rectum dominance."

He then requested use of the commode down the hall before the session could continue.

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