Tübingen, Germany - (Ass Mess): A 100ft, 32-ton red Veronese marble sculpture of a vagina positioned outside Tübingen University Institute for Microbiology and Virology is being tested for sexually transmitted diseases this week following an incident.
Peruvian artist Fernando de la Jara's Chacán-Pi (Making Love) artwork had to be hosed down with carbolic on Friday after an anonymous American exchange student crawled inside its, uh, aperture where he became stuck for nearly a whole day.
Local firefighters fought for several hours before dislodging the young man from his predicament amid claims he was just testing the statue's birth canal lining. Yeah.
The rescue, which was posted on the YouBoob! Channel, saw firemen apply skilful manual manipulation to the artwork's labia majora to free the hapless lad, nicknamed 'Oedipuss' by University officials.
The 13 year-old $250,000 sculpture is thought to have been modelled on a famous German slut called Big Ada, now a leading European Union bureaucrat.
Angela Merkel is 69.