Caspar, WY Former vice-president Dick Cheney has invited Russia leader Vladimir Putin to go duck hunting with him.
"He was upset because no one in the country would go hunting with him after that unfortunate incident where that cretin got in front of Dickie's gun and Dickie accidentally shot him in the face. Of course, no one ever mentions that it improved his looks" said Lynne Cheney, the former Second Lady. "So now he asks everybody to go duck hunting with him but no one will. He hoped that if he asked foreigners to go they might not have heard about the face-shooting. It wasn't anything more threatening than he says to anybody who dares to come up to him and try to have a conversation."
"We will treat former VP Cheney's invitation the same as we would any other threatening remarks directed at our beloved leader" said the Russian KGB.
Mr. Cheney, when approached for a comment, would not say anything except to ask the news correspondent if he would like to go duck hunting.