Paris, France - The Ritz Hotel in-house shoe valet service has reported finding ice cubes inside Kanye West's $2,000 crocodile skin loafers in what looks suspiciously like a classic repeat of Rory McIlroy cold feet-itis.
The celebrity pro golfer had just called off his upcoming nuptials to tennis champ Caroline Wozniacki, just daze after sending out hundreds of wedding invites and all that pre-matrimonial sh*t.
This morning a spooky déjà-vu feeling was in the air as rap star Kanye and his bride-to-be Kim Kardashian's wedding circus hit the town.
West is due to get hitched this weekend to the serial matrimonialist with a weird, globular 40inch bottom in a lavish French/Italian bash costing $20m.
This morning his attention may have been wandering slightly from fiancée (Who dat? - 'Ed') as news of the celebrity pro golfer's shock AWOL went viral.
Commenting on the slight froideur surrounding Kanye a hotel concierge merely shrugged in a classic Gallic way before starting to whistle an old pop fav, 'You've Lost That Loving Feeling'.
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