Moscow - Vladimir Putin lashed out at Charles today after the prince compared him to Nazi Dictator Adolf Hitler in a verbal turf war about ugly stuff.
"Like father, like son," the Russian leader tweeted, posting pics of Charles and notorious paedo fiend Jimmy Savile enjoying a chinwag at Buckingham Palace.
"Just don't get me started about his ho Camilla," Putin added for good measure, "whose bad breath is listed as a WMD by former members of the Warsaw Pact."
The spat later escalated with Charles blaming President Putin for blighting Russian wheat harvests by crop dusting with toxic bear dandruff supplied by the Moscow state circus.
And polluting the Kremlin with foreign pubic crabs.
Commenting on war of words a British embassy official said 'WTF?' as the row continued.
Dim-Eatery Medvedev is 69.