Written by Adrian Booth
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Topics: Sex, Girls, Nightclubs

Monday, 19 May 2014

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Don't even try.

Nightclubs can be dreadful places for young women. The pathetic pick up lines, the dirty grinding, the ogling eyes of libidinous men. Tracey Crawford is one example of the many female victims that suffer from the crowd of horny young guys every Saturday night in the nightclubs and bars of Central London.

"I just wish guys would stop hitting on me, what do they think I am a piece of meat?", said Tracey as she adjusted her top to reveal more of her divine breasts.

"All I want to do is have a good time, yet whilst I'm dancing erotically in the club shaking my arse to the beat, all I get is these perverted young guys come up to me with the idea that I'm up for sex", Tracey continued.

The horrors young women face in nightclubs is becoming a cause for concern amongst those who just want to dress in sexually revealing clothing whilst they dance in the most seductive way imaginable. Tracey, who says she's "not that type of girl" to go home with a guy she's just met, was later reported to be seen with the nightclub bartender in the back of a cab.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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