Written by D P Whitehead
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Thursday, 15 May 2014

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Reports from Romania are indicating that a pack of wolves did not raise a baby they found abandoned in the woods; but ate it instead.

Authorities told reporters that they found a woolen hat, traces of blood and chewed up bones in an area of the woods known to house a substantial wolf population.

"This is shocking. You'd think that at least one of the wolves would have raised the baby as its own. It is what wolves usually do isn't it?" Said wolf expert, Dave Wolf.

Parents of newly born infants are now being advised not to abandon their offspring in woods populated by wolves, instead it is being suggested that more conventional methods be adopted: such as mailing unwanted babies to Angelina Jolie.

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