Benidorm, Spain - A Colombian national arrested in possession of a $10 'footlong' narcotic ham 'n' cheese club sandwich claimed the powdery white topping was nothing more sinister than yummy American frosting made from savory meringue and a macrobiotic few nuts.
Benidorm cops pounced on the trafficker at the resort town's notorious narcotic hang-out bus station in a dawn raid that netted more than 3.5oz (100+ grams) of 95% pure cocaine with a street value in excess of $25,000.
Also impounded by the Spanish drug cops was a hollowed out chocolate and pistachio birthday cake containing over two pounds of best local sinsemilla weed as well as a ceramic pipe.
The raid is the third recent high value drug seizure this month following a tip-off from the Snitchizz website that names and shames local dealers who 'forget' to pay their monthly subscription fees.
The 6am Benidorm to Malaga bus service remains suspended until further notice.