CLEARWATER, FL. The leader, or "pope" of $camatology has announced that a giant "Ideal Org," a giant church for the Church of $camatology, has been built by the inhabitants of one of the North Korean labor camps in North Korea's capital city, Pyongyang.
The Ideal Org was first planned by $camatology leader Enslave N. Mismanage when he was visiting his Scotch drinking buddy Kim Jong Il before Kim Jong Il went to the great Scotch-swilling place in the sky. The Pope was originally in North Korea admiring the labor camp concept and learning how to utilize the concept when he talked the inebriated despot into building the slave labor edifice.
Since Kim Jong Il has died and his son has taken over, the Pope of $camatology has been able to join forces with Kim's successor, his son Kim Jong Un, in an Axis of Evil. It is hoped that with the addition of the North Korean Ideal Org, enslaving and brainwashing will reach new heights.